Miscellaneous: Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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Our house, was a very very very nice house

By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 18:00

Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML

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By TacoMan32 - 06/12/2016 04:26 - Canada

Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML

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By fireenginemad - 10/02/2013 06:08 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML

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By Rick - 24/05/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML

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By Nostalgia - 08/09/2021 20:01

Today, I packed up to get ready to move to my boyfriend’s. I just graduated high school and I don’t get along with his mom, but I have no other choice of living. I was supposed to move in with his family tomorrow but now his mom won’t let me. It was last minute, and I’m basically homeless. FML

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By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 04:19 - New Zealand

Today, after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down, and all current employees will be relocated or dismissed, and that my interview, scheduled for tomorrow, is postponed indefinitely. FML

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By Stevarious - 10/07/2015 15:49 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was finally starting to relax after a stressful and expensive move, where I had to give up half my belongings and furniture, as well as my cat. All the stress came rushing back as my new landlord told me that he's selling the building and I've got 30 days to vacate. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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Jake_2013 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:02

That's a true FML

xxlauruh 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:00

talk about bad timing.

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liy223 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 18:18

all that stuff, all those memories you'll never get back... i'm so sorry.

ydnar 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 18:31

Well even if you had renters insurance it's true you can't replace some things like pictures and keepsakes. Also, I'm sure it's a nightmare to fill out the paperwork for the insurance claim then who knows how long you have to wait to get a check. So, yes this is definitely a fyl I have no idea how 106 people (probably more now) can say ydi.

alexlove27 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 18:36

can I get his number?

Soapy1 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 18:39

This is probably fake

ydnar 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 18:43

uhhh you can't say that #50 believe me I know.

MISSJMAGIC 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:15

:(

MissSunny 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:19

You should have looked at it as a positive rather than a negative. You and all off your belongings could have been ash right now idiot.

stoptrying 9

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:33

If you had half a brain and any idea how to read, you would know that their stuff was still in the apartment and as such is ash right now.

DizzyDaydreams 1

Monday 13 June 2011 3:31

Her belongings were burned to the ground. Read.

cdude200 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:19

thats what insurance is for

MissSunny 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:21

oops I read it wrong! damn u should have moved sooner, at least u were safe though

FarSide 22

Sunday 12 June 2011 20:25

Why?? OP paid for the last day, if he wanted it, it was his to use. Shit happens anytime.

sblhaine 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:46

so sorry...

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