By cande - 01/12/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 925
You deserved it 2 521

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I thought ur supposed to get time to remove the dog. plus, I'm pretty sure they need evidence. (security cameras)

dahlia_springs 0

this is really similar to that one from a few days ago...

Comments

Maybe you and your roommate should keep it down while doing it doggy-style.

either your neighbors hate you or they have the wrong appartment.

Yaphukwit 0

Maybe your roommate barks whenever you aren't home. Just to spite you.

thingamajiga 5

What you don't know about your roommate really f'ed you up. Sucks. FYL.

I call bullshit. This is a rewritten FML, and the building owner would have checked.

it seems like it would be easy to prove you dont have a pet. fight it!

randybryant799 20

I'm pretty sure they have to prove you actually have a dog.