Work: Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say...

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Look up here

By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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Undercover

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

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By 123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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Self report

By SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML

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Jefe_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:09

Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:09

did you **** in your pants? lol

Comments

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:11

no FMl. you hve a hot boos, and she patts you. where is the FML? Quality is going down here

mastory96 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:14

ummm, to "muffinsareyummy", if you don't have a slight clue as to what his boss was touching, then you are probably too young to be on FML.

AshleyRose784 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:17

hahaha, have a nice day

BrutalMofo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:26

not an FML she touched your man hood!!

treli1593 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:33

THIS IS NOT AN FML! wtf??? Sounds like the making of a porno to me. Explain HOW this is fml worthy

Caayouteepie 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:39

since ur just a temp i think u should go for it. what do u really have to loose? i mean she might even end up liking you and giving u a job their;)

imkool136 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 22:03

There are 4 types of job he can receive from her by doing this, ********, hand job, a job, no job. I'm goin for the first 3.

DangerousBabee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:53

..And he jizzed in his pants..LIKE A BOSS!

grimmelok 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:59

Yeah, unless she was touching you near your crotch or you have a huge dick, then I don't see how this is possible. Though I guess both things are good

Ugh_Crap 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 18:11

This story would be more of an FML if she then said something like, "Oh! Well this wasn't THAT good of a talk." Then you'd just be embarrassed about having a small penis. FML? I don't think so.