By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Jefe_fml 0

Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

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littlemisslee 0

did you **** in your pants? lol

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satanicminnow1 1

Learn to control yourself. I am sick of people being so weak willed.

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bob1124 0

Sounds like the intro to a porno.

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nike1 0

You must have a huge d*ck. How can she possibly miss your leg by that much? And didn't she feel the difference between a fat leg, and a thin penis? I'd say this one's fake. But still, it's fun haha x)

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Saoul_fml 0

YDI, if your boss is hitting on you, you must be doing your work well. So, you deserve to be Penis-Patted. :D

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M_U_F_F_I_N918 0

if its not ur leg then what is it?

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mulva8781 1

I'm failing to see how your life is ******? If anything **** her life for unknowingly touching your junk.

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Jackie10 0

Why is this story on FML? ...you got a nice view..and no consequences. lol.

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testing_fml 0

Is this an FML because you forgot to follow up by boning her?

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