By bubblebuttfuckfart - 13/10/2012 17:32 - Ireland

Today, my aunt brought me a birthday present. I quickly figured out that she'd simply returned the jacket I let her borrow two years ago for my brother's graduation party. It reeks of cigarette smoke and alcohol. FML
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Welshite 39

Look on the bright side OP, she cared enough about you to infuse your jacket with the memories of her late nights and partying. She wanted to share her life with you.

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perdix 29

This time when you wear it, people might think you have a personality.

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secretsymbiote21 5

wow! thats pretty messed up. and get it washed OP.

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Enslaved 36

Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?

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perdix 29

I'll find out tomorrow night.

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Enslaved 36

Bragging? Lucky you! Bring a camera. I'm sure there'll be some hot MLF groupies at your Adam Ant concert! ;)

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liv_graham 7

I'd say light a bunch of cigarettes and cover her floors in alcohol, but her house probably already smells like that.

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Obvious8 3

You're a guy, your aunt is a girl. Why is your jacket something she'd want to borrow?

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VeeDoll13 8

I guess it wasn't that obvious. ;)

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olpally 32

Great username... And that's ******* disgusting... Burn it in front of her... Bitch...

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texas_redneck88 10

Never thought I'd see the day where an Irish person complained of something reeking of alcohol

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Epikouros 31

Don't worry, after you wear it for a few days, it'll smell of bubblebuttfuckfarts again.

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