Animals: Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his... - FML

By Clumsyblonde22 - 04/06/2011 11:22 - United States

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 226

You deserved it 4 169

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Alas…

By Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 037

You deserved it 125

By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 056

You deserved it 14 814

By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 854

You deserved it 4 625

Poor Mickey

By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 598

You deserved it 265

By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 530

You deserved it 200

Cat mojo

By Oww - 09/08/2022 00:00

Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 918

You deserved it 166

By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 192

You deserved it 4 453

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 929

You deserved it 437

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 666

You deserved it 96 615

Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 332

You deserved it 6 048

Next

Top comments

Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:08

And your relatives came back to a dead aunt?

mandaboo 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:00

I'm sorry for your loss :( some people....

Comments

Chibiko 9

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:08

Your aunt's a stupid bitch.

Flames_Fan101 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:34

agreed

lol32360 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 5:00

agreed too

Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:08

And your relatives came back to a dead aunt?

rangermedic77 5

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:26

lol

DiscoSlut 0

Monday 27 June 2011 10:58

hahahah

XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:10

shoot your aunt int the face.

kyanisaurus 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:10

give her some dog pills next time, see how she likes it :D

emz89 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:11

sorry to hear that op. but your aunt is an idiot for giving your cat aspirin.

MilanKing 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:14

what's for dinner?

chiddy_bang71 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 18:52

spaghetti and meat balls with a side of fresh salad and a breadstick. why do u ask? This is a joke. don't thumb this down because you think I didn't get his comment.

sheethapins 13

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:13

Leftover chicken and egg noodle soup. Hungry?

hiyourcute 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 5:58

Hey chiddy bang, next time skip the disclaimer, get less thumb downs.

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:15

For a 40 pound dog you shouldn't give them more than one aspirin every three days or so. I can only imagine what it would do to a cat.

deviable 9

Saturday 4 June 2011 18:00

aspirin is more poisonous to cats than dogs.

ugliness 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:05

dogs handle aspirin much better than cats, cats however are extremely likely to die if given it

MilanKing 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:18

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch shes a stupid bitch OP's aunt is the biggest bitch... OP's aunt, she's a big fat stinkin biitttccchhh!!!

WCARlover 34

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:18

I know how losing cats is, so I'm sorry:(

BigOrca 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

Keywords

Awkward Love Friends Miscellaneous Cute Haircut Relatable Cars You're fired Work Parenting Kids Family DIY Cats Am I overreacting? Sex Intimacy Management Poopoo peepee Capitalism Coworkers Frustration Dogs Animals ADHD Transportation Dating Health Anxiety

The Top

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 278

You deserved it 3 577

Today, I pulled my Christmas tree out of my mother-in-law's garage, only to find out rats had ruined all the lights. The tree cost $2600. FML

I agree, your life sucks 189

You deserved it 504

The Top

Today, I went to the pickup location where the email from Amazon said my package was, but they didn't have it. Through order tracking, I then found out that it has been delivered to the wrong location, on the other side of town. This has happened twice in a row now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 491

You deserved it 86

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 947

You deserved it 1 833

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 788

You deserved it 5 109

Today, I couldn't convince my grandmother that no matter how much she called AT&T, they will not come and fix her dead computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 676

You deserved it 141

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 956

You deserved it 3 979

Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 758

You deserved it 3 387