Kids: Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a...

By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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By DepressedMama - 26/01/2022 12:00 - United States - Kula

Today, my husband and mother started supplementing my newborn son with formula, because they are such control freaks and don't like my son getting attached to me. He was doing very well while exclusively breastfed according to the doctor. But it looks like my happiness or my son's well-being is of zero importance. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 14:02 - Hungary - Sopron

Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML

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By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00

Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML

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By wife of a shithead - 06/07/2012 17:44 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

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Mind your own *******

By Anonymous - 14/03/2023 22:00

Today, my mother-in-law said, "I just find I'm not at all confident bottle feeding a baby, as I breastfed all of mine." Thank you for making me feel like s*** for me decision to bottle feed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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Baby fever

By SkeetinKeaton - 06/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

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By mala_19 - 18/08/2021 02:00 - Sweden - Skellefteå

Today, my 11 month-old son stopped saying mom and started saying dad. He already looks exactly like him. I can't help but feel jealous. FML

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By ameliaruth09 - 22/01/2015 22:36 - United States - Milford

Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML

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By Milk Dispenser - 12/03/2019 05:00 - United States - Herriman

Today, breastfeeding my infant has become so automatic that when my dog nuzzled up against me while I was sleeping, I lifted up my shirt and unhooked my nursing bra. FML

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that1guy1 13

Tuesday 8 November 2011 18:59

Hey, it's a step in the right direction!

Mennooboer 12

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:01

Manboobs ftw. =D

Comments

Palirose 22

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:12

Nothing wrong with it. After all he is just a baby. No big deal. :P

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:13

What was your nipple/tit doing next to the baby's mouth? Is your name Peter Griffin?

audiophileMom 11

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:19

Actually skin to skin contact is supposed to be good for the baby so going shirtless with an infant on your arm is the new thing to do.

J3R3MYY 14

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:24

^ pedifile..

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:26

Yeah 22, you make a good point. But this FML made me think of Family Guy where Peter had Stewie suck his nipple out of curiosity.

btstig 11

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:26

29 Shut the **** up. Ignorant Ass.

tommyfox 19

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:34

If you're gonna call somebody a pedophile, at least spell it right!

tabarnak_fml 7

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:41

#30 I agree with your statement towards #29, but you should have written 'grow the **** up'... You can't spell to save your life, so don't complain to others unless your comment is gramatically flawless.

CrazyManNo9 29

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:16

Way too cute! For those of you that are neither Mothers nor Fathers, yet, when a baby gets hungry it is going to find anything and anyone that looks like a nipple and latch onto it. Ready or not. Nothing to see here folks, move along.