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By ToxicSuicide - 08/03/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

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By notanightowlanymore - 05/01/2016 17:44 - United States - Clyde

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 085

Bad influence

By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By grounded. - 02/03/2010 06:46 - United States

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 4 085

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 12:00

Today, I got home and found my babysitter furious and my 5 year-old exhausted from crying. Normally he chooses to wear Disney princess dresses but today his grandma came for a visit, saw what he was wearing, told him he was bad, and forced him to wear trousers. I’m ready to kill the bitch. FML

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You deserved it 625

By abygalee - 10/07/2016 20:42 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom hadn't talked to me for 5 days, so worried sick I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML

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You deserved it 721

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 368

You deserved it 2 418

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 15:08 - Denmark

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

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You deserved it 1 667

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Top comments

Doortje 29

Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:22

#1&5: I interpreted it as it was the mother's babysitter for her child(ren).

Kitten16 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:10

LOL GO GRANPA

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sweet_blue 3

Tuesday 8 March 2011 18:40

GO GRAMPS!!!!!!! lmao

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 8 March 2011 20:24

Is the babysitter by any chance your grandma? That would go some way to unraveling this mess.

varkey 7

Wednesday 9 March 2011 0:21

that's very strange, FYL

clashatdemonhead 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 1:10

haha way to go, grandpa!

dansco 24

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:18

#46 for the win! You are baby sat by your Gran. Riddle solved. Next...

Reaper5639 16

Wednesday 9 March 2011 7:10

LOL! Damn grandpa still wants some action!! First stop drug store, to get some viagra.

BestthangsmokiN 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:00

When I first read this, I thought it said "my baby sister". That would've been funnier! (: But it sucks just the same! You need to have a serious chat with your grandpa.

fml_as_usual 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 11:06

that is ******* awesome!! lol

Brooks2011 5

Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:50

Hahah I agree with #48, that's very strange.

lulu121893 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 16:12

haha dirty old man.

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Today, my sister started lactating through her shirt post-breastfeeding at a family brunch. My husband, who gets turned on by pregnant women since he gets the most action during my pregnancies, visibly ogled her at the table. FML

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Today, my girlfriend's needy five year-old tried to swing on my arm while I was cutting celery. I needed seven stitches. Later, my girlfriend complained that I should have cleaned up the blood because she's squeamish, and that I upset her son by yelling and cussing in pain. FML

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