Love: Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend...

By C0olgirl - 03/04/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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fleg 9

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:47

you're the worst kind of person.

sarah8909 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:49

What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL

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rinaldy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:42

did u really think that anyone would agree this is an fml?! ur a bitch and ur a shallow ass person- how do u even call this girl ur best friend when ur treating her like shit

jaybirdka 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:43

you're a disgusting ****.

meggbabee27x 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:44

Wow you're a good friend! Hah no.

RDMC20 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:44

How about some perspective, idiot - "Today, me and my best friend got back from our vacation to Japan. When we got off the plane, my boyfriend proposed to her. Apparently, they'd been doing it like rabbits behind my back since before we left. FML"

g_unit 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:46

go kill yourself you disloyal **** rag

JVonDahl 9

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:52

You are a disgusting person. It's bitches like you that give the rest of us women bad names. I hope he gave you Syphilis. Btw, you're the shittiest friend ever. Hope you get hit by a car.

xxyumtasticxx 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:52

that should have been your "best friends" FML not yours

Marysenjo 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:55

best friend? SERIOUSLY?? i hope she beat the shit out of you after she found out. you don't even deserve to have friends. i wish i could click on "YDI" more than just once. no wait, i wish there was a button saying "BAE" [biggest a*hole ever]. you're the worst kind of person and people like you make me sick.

gmo8614 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:55

okay 1. how the hell did the boyfriend not know that his girlfriend would be in japan? 2. did he actually propose to you while you so called "best friend" was standing right there? 3. what kind of selfish, cold-hearted bitch are you to do something as cruel as this to you "best friend" i hope she beats the shit out of you then throws you in a ****** lake to die bitch. the world would probably be better without you. 4. the boyfriend is a complete dumbass for wanting to marry you over your "best friend"