Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school....

By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML

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Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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By UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML

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By tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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By Person15 - 26/11/2011 23:13 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

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By Confidenceruined - 28/12/2022 18:00

Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML

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By Yue - 23/11/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML

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themangostar 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 11:02

If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah

terimaa 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 10:58

cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.

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Adamt 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:50

ydi for rapping In the first place you douche

mark11 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:07

hanna montana is hot! are you serious?

lunax_fml 14

Wednesday 18 November 2009 2:04

meh, the only people that would know are people that actually watch hannah montana. ....and watch it enough to memorize and recognize the rap.

FMLjudge007 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:39

**** YOU

kelseyyc 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:23

Well if you babysit you have a good excuse. My little sis who i babysit LOVES this show, so that's why I watch it. And I'm a bit younger then 17.

Erosia74best 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:02

How did they KNEW that it was from Hannah Montana ? xD

peachykeen13 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 17:40

well the only ones who kno r the ones who watch it to soo... :)

kayla_nicole1695 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 3:58

the hoedown throwdown is not a rap it's a line dance. i don't see how any of you could think it's a rap.

Alishmc 0

Monday 3 May 2010 7:15

You know what? You win for never being exposed to that shit.

iloveTheMiz 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 2:03

Ewwww!!!!!

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