Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school....

By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML

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themangostar 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 11:02

If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah

terimaa 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 10:58

cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.

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beccaisonnn 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 13:50

....im 17 and i love hannah montana

itsTiffany 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 13:57

Well apparently the whole school watches Hannah Montana if they recognized the rap.

i_am_tiff_21 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 14:16

I love that show. What rap did you do?

e_monz 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 14:19

Well... if they knew it was a Hannah Montana rap, doesn't that mean they've watched it too? :P

alyren16 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 14:20

Was it the Hoedown throwdown? Recently watched the HM Movie. I'm 16, LOVED IT. Nothing wrong with Miley Cyrus. Also, if they knew, they must watch it. haha no biggie =D

EmilyLovesYou 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 14:28

Why were you performing a rap for your whole school anyway? thats pretty lame even without Hannah Montana.

crunkkidz 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 14:30

All of you saying, "Well, they must watch it too if they knew it!", that's not necessarily true. I have a friend who loves that stupid show and sings those songs and does the dances all the time and I've basically learned them myself just from watching her, but I don't watch the show. And this is probably a guy posting this, so it's probably more embarassing to them. Yet, I fail to see how this is an FML situation. If the caught you jacking off to a Hannah Montana episode with a bunch of shirtless guys on the screen ... I'd see the problem.

danedo 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 14:43

Oh God, you poor, poor teenagers. I hope life isn't so terrible and horrible for everyone like it is for you!

superkid 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 14:51

LMAO! did it go something like "im the man who had the cheese im the man who had the jerky! we put it all together and dude, it really worky, cheese jerky... say what? say WHAT?!" haha :) or "we leaving the show in our black limo! doe de doe de doe!" :) (PS. dont laugh at me coz i know this stuff! im 12)