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By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

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By wtf - 16/06/2016 06:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By Username - 01/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

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glitchead 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 9:19

That's when you get the hospital to tell your friend you died of blood loss when they busted your main vein with the IV in your wrist. Then at 12:00 midnight bang on his door and scream loudly when he opens it.

KikuHonda 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 8:54

what an asshole of a friend. 8(

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kemper90 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:19

i dont think hes not too horrible for pushing u off your bike but laughing at u whe nthe paramedics came is an asshole move i would be to worried also he might have known it was just a little injury (if it was) and wasnt worried

wanna_bee 8

Saturday 17 November 2012 11:59

Actually pre-hospital care cant determine whether it is a "little injury", the job is to treat any life threats and transport the patient to the next level of care-a hospital- and let them determine what could be wrong with the patient. Pre-hospital care has no way to determine if there are fractures or breaks to the patients body. Pre-hospital care can only guess by the change un vitals and skin temperature if there might be internal bleeding or if the patient is going into shock. So no, his 'friend' had no way of knowing, and if the paramedic dropped him, I'm guessing the care wasn't up to standards anyway so life threats may have not been treated appropriately let alone the little things.

xxJennifa 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 3:07

Wow. I could see that happen. I Hope you aren't friends with that "Friend" anymore! For those who don't believe this person got hurt. When I was younger I fell off a couch and broke my arm. .. From the back of the couch, non-recliner.

Pride_n_Penance 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 6:12

Did he think it was funny when you made him pay the medical bill?

yetrs 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 6:25

AHAHAHAHAHA sorry, it sucks you got hurt, but MAN i would be ******* pissing my pants if I was your friend. Sounds mean, i know, but you would laugh too if that happened to your friend.

Hawk3487 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 7:37

I wanna know how you fell... a paramedic for falling off a bike? I've wrecked off a bike several times and always got up... But i agree, total dick move.. bake your friend a batch of "special" brownies with the "specialness" being a strong laxative... (yes i took that from That 70's Show)

Sock_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 10:23

He's right, that is way funnier. It normally wouldn't happen, but you're a pansy who needs a medic to kiss your boo-boo's better. Loser.

mms4me1 0

Friday 4 September 2009 7:57

STOP CALLING HIM UR BEST FRIEND!..

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 7 September 2009 8:39

i must meet this friend of yours. he sounds like a blast to be around.

quinnteh 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:54

I bet it would be funny to sue him for assault.

Gluevah 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 2:13

That would be so hilarious.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:49

think Dragonmouth's right. your friend is indeed a sociopath. i would't be surprised if in a few years you posted something like 'Today, my best friend killed a hooker and i got arrested and charged for it. hello 25-life.' ok, so it might not go exactly that way, but he is definitely not someone you want to spend too much time with, if any at all...