By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
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glitchead 0

That's when you get the hospital to tell your friend you died of blood loss when they busted your main vein with the IV in your wrist. Then at 12:00 midnight bang on his door and scream loudly when he opens it.

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glitchead 0

That's when you get the hospital to tell your friend you died of blood loss when they busted your main vein with the IV in your wrist. Then at 12:00 midnight bang on his door and scream loudly when he opens it.

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kissesinbetween 0

Omg what kind of friend you've got? And to top it off, your BEST friend. Awesome.

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AntiChrist7 0

YDI for still calling him your friend

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BikerMike 0

your friend is a ******* asshole - sue him.

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QTp13 10

I'm sorry that happened to you. But you need to get rid of your so-called 'friend', and pronto!! What kind of dumb-f*ck moron would do that??

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diedude104 3

a best friend is the kind of dumb-**** moron who would do that.

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ElMundio87 0

you needed a paramedic because you fell off your bike? did he push you off over a cliff?

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XxKate1294xX 0

Full speed = you fly over the rails & hit your head and slide across the pavement. Or you crash into a car and whack your head, or you get lucky and just slide across the pavement breaking a few things. Seriously, if you are biking fast crashing/falling off would HURT

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Sakke 4

Shit happens. And I'd imagine I'd be laughing my ass off if I had seen the paramedics drop you after that.

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