By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
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glitchead 0

That's when you get the hospital to tell your friend you died of blood loss when they busted your main vein with the IV in your wrist. Then at 12:00 midnight bang on his door and scream loudly when he opens it.

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Vaetrus 0

Can't say I blame him for laughing. Especially with paramedics. You should push him off a cliff.

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aback 4

You're better off without any friends if the bastards are trying to kill you and laughing about it. Trip the asshole in front of a bus and see how hilarious he thinks that is.

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musiclife_fml 0

It really depends. I fell off my bike once because of something like this, and my friend drove me to the hospital even though I was in pain the whole way (he later said he wanted to save money by not calling an ambulance). Mountain biking accidents aren't fun...

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Intoxicunt 5

Think it's funny to push him off a cliff, and even funnier when the bear that attacks him doesn't drop him.

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Draq 1

You had to call a paramedic because you fell off your bike? Man up, nancy.

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hockeyfml555 0

maybe he hit his head on the sidewalk, hard. and maybe he broke his arm or leg or somthing. falling off a bike can be dangerous

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lym777 0

My boyfriend's dad fell off his bike (was cut off by another biker), and he broke two ribs, fractured his skull, and shattered his collarbone. They were really afraid he would need brain surgery. Turns out he didn't, but he did need reconstructive surgery on his collarbone. About four-months post-surgery, he's got about 50% mobility back in his left arm - can't raise it above his head, and experiences daily pain. Of course, he's over 50 and has a condition that causes weaker bones. But still. Bike accidents aren't trivial.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

ok, firstly, i REALLY like the way you worded this one. really. it made me laugh for a while. secondly, your friend's a douche and you need to move to a new town where the medics are competent.

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