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By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

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By wtf - 16/06/2016 06:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By Username - 01/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

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glitchead 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 9:19

That's when you get the hospital to tell your friend you died of blood loss when they busted your main vein with the IV in your wrist. Then at 12:00 midnight bang on his door and scream loudly when he opens it.

KikuHonda 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 8:54

what an asshole of a friend. 8(

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I_love_BOAD 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 19:11

Get a new friend.

Man_person 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 19:29

it would probably be funny if the paramedic dropped you, but its still your friends fault in the first place. get a new friend.

Dragonmouth 4

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:02

Your friend's a sociopath. Get away from him while you still can.

Honda288 2

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:31

I would kik his ass

Subliminalsounds 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:43

And what kind of friend would this be agian??

openyoureyes_123 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:53

haha, get new friends :P

blink831forever 13

Wednesday 2 September 2009 21:11

That sucks. Hope you are ok.

fawfulster 11

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:57

Do I need glasses or did that say "My best friend"?

FoundManyLemons 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:11

If that's your "best" friend, try for better.

Clomp 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:13

My advice to you: get a new best friend.

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