Health: Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because...

By lalala - 18/07/2010 04:02 - Philippines

Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

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Same thing different taste

By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By fuckingcool - 14/12/2016 20:59 - United States - Ortonville

Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 22:56 - United States - San Bruno

Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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Backhanded

By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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rosierosierosie 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 12:06

Hey, at least you have one now, thats all that matters

justsayfuck 5

Sunday 18 July 2010 12:13

If that bothers you, you can always gain weight again and lose that annoying neck :)

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paralyzingsilenc 0

Monday 19 July 2010 11:49

agreed with 16

shadowsbane 0

Monday 19 July 2010 15:56

Don't stop losing weight OP.

RawrBunneh 0

Monday 19 July 2010 18:27

fml??? no!

ncvolley123 8

Monday 19 July 2010 23:43

that's hilarious! well, congratulations on losing some weight!

MitchellK 3

Wednesday 21 July 2010 0:39

how is this fml, that good :P

PROBLEMS99 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 7:23

BLACK HAND commentS

NekoHakase 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:11

That's a good thing! FYour old Life, when you were neckless and no one cared enough to tell you about it. Keep up the good work!

secretvampire13 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:02

how is that an fml if its working?

allichap2012 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 6:37

I dont see how that's an FML you lost weight.... and people notice, so you look better,,, don't get the FML part

iSolDyourSouL 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:01

So... How is that bad?

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