Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone.... - FML

By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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By Fail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

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trilingualotaku 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:26

wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.

Joe2794 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:27

Wow that ******* sucks. Time to get a new friend.

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Luckster 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:36

Oh ouch!! I don't know which one you should be more upset with right now!

alexgisforme3 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:37

OMFG thats so awful im so sorrry

lyndis_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:37

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Luckster 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:40

...dude....seriously? What do you think brought you into this world?

simplyapril 4

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:04

that's the point exactly, pregnancy isnt a good thing for allowing people like them into the world LOL

divineinstrument 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 18:19

Pfft pregnancy is for *****

Luckster 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:28

Really #81? So I guess your Mom is a ****.

WretchedOnyx 29

Wednesday 21 March 2012 17:11

Suppose your mom's a **** then, as well as all the other moms out there. Moron.

ryoga 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:41

That'll be an awkward story to tell at yours and his wedding.

Lelah 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:31

#16: Do you REALLY think she's going to marry her boyfriend who cheated on her/got her best friend pregnant? THINK. OP: wow, that really really sucks :( Sorry about that, FYL.

btyler 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:43

"Hey, look who doesn't have to push a fkn baby out of her ******! Sucks to be you!"

RESTAREA 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:46

Well, now you know both of them are idiots for cheating and not using a condom while they cheat! Time for new friends/boyfriend :P

prttyyngthng 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:49

Wait until she has the baby, then kick her ******' ass.

lilyiscool 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:52

what a ***** D:

Proudmary 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:57

Cheat on her with the baby.

Atropos_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 10:37

This made me think of that Twilight shit. Jacob = pedophile.

itsokaylove 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:50

douche. quoting twilight

XBeckster 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 15:14

I was thinking that . Wait untill the babys older , you could be a cougar ;o

midwestjerk 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:37

Burn in hell for making me think of Twilight! :P

chrissehko 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:58

its funny that your best friend is pregnant with your boyfriend...robbin the womb, aren't you? you typed this wrong, FYL

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