Love: Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever,...

By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 17:00

Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML

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Manlet issues

By falling short - 20/03/2015 15:26 - India - Mumbai

Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML

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By friend loves a gay guy... - 23/09/2013 20:49 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

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Not coming out yet, sorry

By KeEp.iT.A.SeCrEt - 17/04/2021 02:00

Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML

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False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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By crap - 07/03/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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Amkii 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:27

What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!

EffYoLife 14

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:13

So you're that person who tells the less funny version of the same story.

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mizled 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:18

OUCH. That's awwwful. > <

julimoon00 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:24

oh the classic lesbian drama. i am all too familiar with this. haha. its good you came out tho. rock on sister!

Amkii 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:27

What a bitch! Why would she even say that you two would be perfect for each other, if she wasn't prepared to back up her own comments?!

lesb_lv 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:29

U deserve someone with better attitude. Stay friends, but not best ones. She might change her mind, but I hope then u'd be changed your already.

dstryke 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 14:59

Why is she a crappy friend just because she is not in love with you, she can't change the way she feels about you any more than you can change the way you feel about females, love is her decision

97currie 0

Friday 11 November 2011 21:21

dstryke- the op was in love with her friend, her friend said they'd be perfect together, then took it back when the OP came out to her. I think that's what 14 was talking about..