By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
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kellanlvr 1

Grand Theft Auto: Bike Edition

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moop256 10

well you have to rip off the bicycle seat and see to it he is anally raped by the pole while he makes his get away ;)

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synnronline 1

Must not have liked the bike if you left the keys in the lock.

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synnronline 1

Must not have liked the bike if you left the keys in the lock.

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amberlysue 3

you should never steal. even though it was once yours...then someone stole it...you still had no reason to take it.

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stupdude3 8

What do you mean "you had no reason to take it"? If someone steals something from you that you rightfully owned, you still own it. He had every right to steal it back.

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stupdude3 8

What do you mean "you had no reason to take it"? If someone steals something from you that you rightfully owned, you still own it. He had every right to steal it back.

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blackhawk12532 1

yea really what the hell, so if some one stole everthing u own then u would'nt try to get it back.

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NaranjaLime 1

Explain why the keys were left on the lock anyway. You were subconsciously asking for it to be stolen...

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JMoney4110 0

why did you let him punch you in the face OP? unreal

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DMills37 1

I'm sorry but you did leave the keys in the lock........

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Nexopes 3

why are people sympathetic to this idiot? who EVER is dumb enough to leave your keys in a lock

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flipflop93 0

well u left the key in the lock dumb asd

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