Health: Today, my bio teacher decided to put a plant in his classroom,... - FML

By SOILEDIT - 24/10/2015 03:03 - United States - Washington

Today, my bio teacher decided to put a plant in his classroom, and I'm allergic to it. Apparently, my hives and runny nose aren't enough to convince him to get rid of it. FML

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SOILEDIT 51

Saturday 24 October 2015 21:27

I've talked to an administrator and they said they will do something about the situation, just to let you guys know.

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Waxwell 21

Saturday 24 October 2015 20:01

Schools have to keep it safe for the students, talk to the department head or someone else to get it removed

dayi_beny 11

Saturday 24 October 2015 20:01

do the best for yourself & your classmates and burn the classroom

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BubbaYoshi117 11

Monday 26 October 2015 23:00

Reminds me of my sister's bio teacher. She (the teacher) had a pet bird that she would let roam the classroom, and eat people's work, crap on their desks, and make a racket during tests. A semester of that, and my sister now has a hatred of all birds.

SOILEDIT 51

Wednesday 28 October 2015 3:04

How long was the bird able to fly freely before your teacher found out all of those things?

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