Miscellaneous: Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00

Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 16:59

Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML

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At last! Well done!

By dumbgirl4lyf - 01/10/2012 18:24 - Ireland - Monaghan

Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML

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By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 14:06

Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML

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Thanks, hun

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML

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By 552220000 - 14/06/2019 22:00

Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML

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Right in the kisser

By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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Saturday 4 March 2017 0:13

I don't know why some people are like that. They see the joy they could've brought you and then crush it. They could've gained more by adding to your day rather than taking away from it.

Tripartita 44

Saturday 4 March 2017 0:15

"Oh, man, I must have the wrong class. I thought this was biology but I guess intro to insulting clichés is in the same room."

Comments

jamesderp 15

Saturday 4 March 2017 5:17

It's a joke lmao

caggybandicoot 34

Saturday 4 March 2017 12:11

It's not though, is it? A joke to you but a cruel insult to others. The teacher is meant to be a professional, too.

species4872 19

Saturday 4 March 2017 19:28

As everyone goes through life they are going to encounter unpleasant comments, jokes etc. How one responds to such things is a reflection of their character, to get upset at every comment that one doesn't like only serves to ensure that they will end up with as an unhappy person who will always find faults in others that they will be incapable of overcoming. Over the years I have seen a lot of people take petty things to heart who have ended up as miserable human beings.