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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML

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By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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By Midge - 16/03/2010 23:03 - United States

Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2016 03:46 - United States - Nampa

Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML

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By stupid_airbag - 13/08/2012 08:06 - Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By dumbassgrad - 12/12/2012 19:14 - United States - El Monte

Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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anon80214 15

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:29

This generation is going to have the worst back problems because of this kind of shit. FYL.

CustardAndPie 13

Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:26

At least you know the safety system works. :)

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sunnymadhouse 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:07

My car does this. I just ignore it, and the beeping stops lol

maxmmoreau1 1

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:12

You realize that's seventy pounds right? I think u need to learn to Manage your things better

agonydrum 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:18

Some seats will go off for an iPhone

biglittlehead 12

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:25

Mine does the same thing, I have to put them in the back seat.

Isa_fml 20

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:37

Jesus! I hope that bag has wheels, you're gonna damage your back. At least your car's safe, I guess. ;)

cabadas11 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:01

Poor you

lhamil64_fml 5

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:02

Why not just put it on the floor?

RoroRoxyRoo 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:04

Dont worry, I had to do that to. I after a few times doing that, I just pushed my bag on to the floorboard.

amyfj810 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:19

That's not a big deal

coolbrony12 3

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:34

Dude I have to carry a backpack just as heavy, a trumpet, and my lunch bag. At least you don't have to walk down the street like at least 50 meters carrying all that. Be thankful you have a car to carry all that stuff.

bobstringwood 1

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:38

That's something to say on here I mean that is just terrible

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