By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 08:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML
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coldplaylive2003 0

You should dress up as a pirate and get in bed with your wife because today's international talk like a pirate day I spy some booty in your future arrrr

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bubblybrooke 12

so tonight, go home and seduce her. simple.

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Hotness101 0

a lot of married couples don't have sex. thank god 4 strip clubs?

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HTXMEX 0

FYL, your husband must be gay or having an affair.

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Sure_Thing 0

If you can't even get your wife to have sex in almost a year, chances are you wouldn't have any luck with the single ladies either. Either do something about it or stop whining... grow a pair.

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kimilei 0

YDI for not doing anything to keep sex alive in your relationship.

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TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Wow! u need a divorce! I'm pretty sure that if u were single you'd be gettin sone action...I'm married & always gettin some! so seriously dude!

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NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

cough*rape her*cough

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Drm316(Id reply but I'm on my iPhone. the developers really need to add that function.). Haha, I love how you tell me to get a life and not take the FMLs so seriously, yet you obviously overanalyzed my comment enough to come to the conclusion that I don't have a life, and read FML all day.

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hoangsondat 0

I blame you because if your husband isn't going to you you go to him.

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tony8pie 0

It's not that your wife doesn't find you atractive anymore, you're just really bad at sex! Does that make you feel better?

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