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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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sorrysweety 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:09

Does the company know about the $6,000 thing? money like that is a big enough deal you should have told em, if you did then that's ****** up

andreophile 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:38

No good deed goes unpunished.

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athame1983 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 17:59

something tells me that this is a twisted version of what actually happened....

fieldhockyluva24 4

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:18

You realize that you didn't make it any more clear right? She corrected the girl yesterday, and today the boss talked to her and fired her. And if you are new and wrong you should be corrected. She won't learn the correct way of doing things if you let her do it wrong. You shouldn't have taken such offense to people trying to help you.

Chad_Brisson 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 18:21

Maybe there as corruption afoot and that $6k was meant to go to that "wrong" person, and you intervening caused a million dollar drug deal to fall through, so your boss was quite unhappy with you. :P

Elksy 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:05

He's ******* her.

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:16

There's no "he" involved. Read better.

Mudkipzrule 4

Sunday 22 November 2009 21:33

Read what TheLetterZero just wrote. "HER office" "new GIRL."

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:17

#33, learn how to read.

ijrnelson 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 19:21

should have let her crash and burn/destroy the company. if u were lucky ud still have a job :p

SEPHARAD 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:01

There's something fishy going on there. Get your unemployment, explain what they did. Then call the IRS on them.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 20:47

Your boss will regret it when his/her company is in the toilet because of chicks like that dumb broad. I'd say: good to leave a sinking ship early.

youEQUALtosser 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 21:54

Your boss called you into their office today, but you were fired yesterday? Something doesn't seem right here... YDI for volunteering.

jillz 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 22:00

She's the boss and she wanted you to look the other way when something crooked went on. You basically had to make a choice between your job or your sense of self righteousness. You chose. YDI.