Work: Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 04:00

Today, my boss held a meeting to talk about how we can't overlook others and no one should pick favorites. I walked out unemployed when I pointed out that she completely ignored the person who made the biggest sale in company history and constantly gave her son raises for mediocre work. FML

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By sabotaged - 02/11/2015 00:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML

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By Tired - 17/08/2016 17:51

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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sorrysweety 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:09

Does the company know about the $6,000 thing? money like that is a big enough deal you should have told em, if you did then that's ****** up

andreophile 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:38

No good deed goes unpunished.

Comments

rety1 13

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:48

yeah. it seems the only way to get ahead is to either be sleeping with your boss or just be so increadibly dumb people wonder how you can remember to breathe...

159_fml 17

Wednesday 14 December 2011 22:05

Thats there problem it's probably going to happen again fyl

ViolettaB 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 9:48

If you were fired on the spot 'Yesterday' why would your boss lecture you in her office 'Today'?

stalo 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:05

Who was she sleeping with?

Bquillero16 18

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:04

Wow dude it sounds like you need to call 1-800-chokethatho

DontSaveMe 16

Monday 1 July 2013 17:44

Well that shows you, if the he's male, whoever the boss thinks is prettier always gets rewarded. That's how idiotic some people are...sorry, OP. Your boss needs a reality check!

The_9th_Doctor 18

Saturday 14 September 2013 3:42

sue. go to corporate. do something besides bitching about it.

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Tuesday 16 June 2015 21:00

Your boss is an idiot.

Anikaaaaa 31

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:06

It annoys me to no end that people keep referring to the boss as male or acting like it could be a man or a woman. The FML very clearly states that the boss called the OP into HER office. The boss is very clearly female, but people act like the default state of "boss" is male...