Work: Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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sorrysweety 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:09

Does the company know about the $6,000 thing? money like that is a big enough deal you should have told em, if you did then that's ****** up

andreophile 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:38

No good deed goes unpunished.

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nzl_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 22:36

oh what a boss. at least you don't have to put up with that sh!t anymore

zuli_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 0:09

Methinks the new girl is either a relative, an accomplice, or a ****-buddy, judging by this behavior...

muichini 0

Monday 23 November 2009 1:14

she'll be fired with in the week, also if you have a workers union where you are contact them.

ROFLDOCTOR 1

Monday 23 November 2009 1:25

Ugh, FYL. I'd be extremely pissed off if that happened to me. It was good of you to watch to make sure this new girl was doing things right. 6,000 dollars is kind of a lot of money, and if she DID give it to the wrong person, somebody would have gotten real pissed! Your boss is freaking stupid. Get a new job, and hopefully the boss won't be retarded.

dabeachbum 0

Monday 23 November 2009 1:41

maybe ur boss is lesbo and likes the new girl :o

carage 3

Monday 23 November 2009 4:02

Perhaps there is something going on between the boss and the new girl, but how did the OP know the new girl was giving the $6K to the wrong person?

pinkmathlete 0

Monday 23 November 2009 4:44

I feel like there is more to the story...I do not believe that someone could actually be fired on the spot for trying to stop someone from giving any amount of money to the wrong person without there being a background story or something. OP: Maybe you're just being self-righteous.

Poly_Amerose_345 1

Monday 23 November 2009 5:13

I think that the new girl is doing what my family would call, "metiendose el tipo" any spanish speaking would understand and those of you who dont it means i think she having sex with the boss, And i think that she wouldve gotten fired even if she didnt do anything about it! Because you were saving the company i meann what dipstick would give 6000 DOLLARS TO THE WRONG PERSON?! And im sure he'll call you into his office one day and scream at you for loosing 6000 dollars even though it was her.Maybe the boss wanted to fire you but didnt know how so this came up and he went for it :/ well FYL cuhz you dont have a job.. and FYL for having a horrible ass boss!Get a new job cuhz as many have said that business is gunna end up being a total FAIL. Now was the new girl hot? Did she seem close to the boss? And uhm i wanna comment # 9's comment. even though wat you said was completly retarded it was hilarious thanks for making my day cuhz i was having an FML day today ;DD !!

TooBored13 0

Monday 23 November 2009 14:16

What is the deal with this comment man, you are so incorrect in like every way, jeez. Haha, couldn't resist.

xpxp2002 4

Monday 23 November 2009 16:33

TDI...if anything I'd say they deserve it. When their new employee is giving away thousands of dollars to the wrong person they'll quickly realize their mistake. Moreover, if they had any respect for your experience and seniority over the other employee they'd never had reprimanded you at all.