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By goatvideosarelame - 24/05/2011 07:31 - Singapore

Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML

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By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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By Sam - 30/10/2008 14:51 - Canada

Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML

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By ST3PH - 09/07/2009 19:17 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

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By Anon - 27/02/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By Muhd Hazrie - 27/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss told me he'd found my YouTube channel and was very disappointed that in my videos I’m always happy, yet when I’m at work I’m not, so he’d appreciate it if I could seem happier while at work. I work in a soulless office with grey walls, but sure, I’ll work on seeming happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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barlessprison 16

Tuesday 24 May 2011 15:59

Bet it was filled with action, adventure and thrills.

jbird1193 3

Tuesday 24 May 2011 15:57

an hour less of work you had to do.... unless you did meaningless things like that for him on a daily basis..

Comments

samicna 4

Wednesday 25 May 2011 9:10

if you got paid for watching goats eat grass cool! I wouldn't be mad

KittyJay 3

Wednesday 25 May 2011 21:09

nomnomnom... ;) sounds fun...

hiphopper101 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 2:48

lol he went to the rong side of Pakistan

rhysfucker 24

Thursday 26 May 2011 3:04

maybe that's a kick ass vacation in Pakistan? at least no ones trying to blow you up, right?

NBS93 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 5:39

Those weren't goats, they were SEALs.

Flutist 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 5:47

Good to know our military chews cud!

kktik 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 8:20

is he a NAVY SEAL

XxSonyaBladexX 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:19

Damn, it looks like my goats got away, again!

JakeL93 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:35

who cares you got paid to watch cows eat grass for an hour. thats a win in my books

PrinzMetal6 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:18

Why would he vacation in Pakistan?

CocoTheTruth 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 7:33

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