By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 624
You deserved it 50
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supafly208 0

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

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sync350 0

#11, actually, if he runs the search again, it won't come up to this FML. It will come up to more obscene stuff. Yes, I checked. Yes, that means 'virgin boy assholes' is in my recent search... FML. :P

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bliksem 0

I hope your trip went well. Seriously. This is just disturbing...

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406jtman 0

OMG...now thats some funny shit!! hope your trip wasn't too painful

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kscott88 0

I think people are missing the point. He's probably not afraid of being raped - it's just really AWKWARD. I mean, how do you get that out of your head? YOU DON'T. Ladies, if you saw that your boss had recently looked up "violent rape gangbang *******" the night before you went on a business trip with him, wouldn't you be a bit wary? It's not homophobic. Just...you know, awkwaaaaard.

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kscott88 0

BTW @ #27: That's not entirely accurate. Go to www.google.com & start typing in "virgin boy assholes." Literally nothing pops up that's similar. Now, if you're actually one a Google results page and start typing in a NEW search, not only will Google NOT provide suggestions, but it does show your search history.

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Misha_fml 0

"I agree, your life is f***ed " Ha, no. I agree, your ass is f***ed.

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cvd11 0

i cried when i read this i was laughing so hard. funniest thing i have ever heard in my entire life. best FML ever.

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rofl69 0

haha, does anyone find this JUST funny? disregarding all the 'unsociable' misinterpretations? seriously, you can think about getting all deep and heavy, but really, it made me laugh all the harder that people are getting political and getting on their high horses to gallop, chivalrously, to the aid of the dirty old man and his computer. this is gold man!

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