Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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RepeatRepeat 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 20:59

I hope you have a nice trip. :D

knitbitch 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:47

oh my I am so stupid I thought he was CALLING him an asshole so I didn't get it. I am so dumb...

poethero 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 5:06

most unfortunate, best of luck to you sir

srslyfucked 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 8:48

I don't know whether I'm loling harder at the OP, the people who think it was an autocomplete, or at the people who think the boss is a pedophile. A LOT of gay **** pops up under "boy" and it doesn't show pictures of children. Hell, most college age guys are still called "boy" by anyone older than them...

zavanna 1

Friday 24 April 2009 23:30

Ewww. Good luck with trying to avoid him. (Because I suppose you would.)

Garrote_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:16

I feel sad for you

Fragnox 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:41

Guys. Anyone who's convinced it's an auto-complete, go to Google RIGHT NOW and start typing it in. You get to "virgin boy a" and it narrows it down to only "virgin boy and girl". It was not an auto-complete.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 13:24

It could still have been autocomplete, as that's based on both search history and most common searches overall, so you get vastly different results depending what machine you use and when you do it. Or someone pranked him by spamming his search history with nasty stuff.

btimmer30 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:42

HAHAHA its just funny because that would be such an akward moment

Trevorrodelli 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 8:11

anal plug dude...get one before you go

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