By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 624
You deserved it 50

Top comments

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Comments

hahahaha... that really sucks! I hope the business trip went well! LOL.

doesn't google automatically choose for you? or is it based on your past searches?

mythbuster663 0

your a liar. not only does google not complete your entries based past searches, it doesn't complete them with anything they deem innapropriate, and i feel like virgin boy assholes is on that inappropriate list. congratulations, you have nothing better to do with your time than make fake f my life posts. f your life

fierydart 0

to # 199 Hey dumb@$$, i'd check your mythbusting skills, if you go to google and click on the preferences just to the right of the search box you can turn the filter off and tell google to make suggestions.

mythbuster663 0

yes, it will make suggestions, and it will show sexual content in your search results if you turn off the filter, but it won't suggest a sexual search topic. Go ahead, try it. type in ****, or ******, it has no suggestions once words like this are involved. **** your mother

fierydart 0

to #201 my apologies for calling you a dumb@$$ Google actually started suggesting most popluar searches overall rather than your own most popular. My point, although it might not now, google used to bring up all your past searches while you were typing in a new search, kind of like your address bar..... True or not.... this is a funny site with funny posts... what's the point in saying "you have nothing better to do with your time than make fake f my life posts", your comments warrant that true for you, do they not?---- you have nothing better to do than read f my life posts.....

Rantie 0

2 things: Bring a Taser Bring a butplug better safe then sorry

Howdyplz 2

This WINS for sheer awkwardness. For all you out there who do not know what the google auto complete does, it does not give random things. It finishes what you are typing with something YOU recently searched for. And it seriously dosent matter whether the guy is pedophile, gay or whatever, or whether "boy" means a young man in the gay **** industry or an actual child, "virgin boy assholes" is just not something you search for at a work computer. It's just so awkward its funny. This has to be my favourite FML of all time.

That makes me cringe just a little bit. Sorry man. :(