Welcome to the neighborhood
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By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington
More like f your dad's life for having to stoop so low. FYL. OP
Have you seen my lawn chair? It was right here just a second ago, right here in the middle of our lawn...Bob is that you in my lawn chair?!?!#chainlinkfence#
It must've been his way of welcoming them to the neighborhood..
Lisa Simpson? Is that you?
What a genius! They'll probably never find out either
The Joker would approve of this. Poor Heath L.
He's no prize though.
What?
You, my friend have the craftiest dad EVER.
Why go to the trouble of making/buying a cake to steal a $10 deck chair? You're dad's nuts!
Dammit I did "your" wrong!
Nuts... As in crazy...
No I think it was louder than that. My bad (: I wasn't sure if you were joking or not!!
I am with you 13. You are dad's testicles, is way more amusing.
I think I'm going to start crying if this thread continues like this...
He used the chair to climb on, I think, not to steal it.
19- do you have some kind of fettish for old man testicles? ... I find it odd you pay interest in 13's dad's testicles.
54 - Sorry that reading and comprehension are not your strong point.
What a dick, I hate thief's. What made him feel like he deserved your neighbors hard earned possessions? Hope he gets the flogging of a lifetime when they find out. Thief's should have a hand cut off. Ok rant over c:
I think you may mean "thieves"?
Thieves. Not theif's.
Pffft how do you know that the neighbors didn't steal the chairs before leaving their old neighborhood as a lovely goodbye?
This has nothing to do with theifs and thieves, but which would be correct? Dwarves or dwarfs?
As much as i disagree with stealing, you can hardly call it a hard-earned possesion, i'm 14, don't work, and even I could afford a deck chair.. Also, you spelts thieves wrong.. Nice one! :)
If you guys keep it up you could have one sick backyard.
Wait till he steals his wife...
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Lisa Simpson? Is that you?
More like f your dad's life for having to stoop so low. FYL. OP