By protoskore - 23/06/2015 18:38 - Israel

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML
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protoskore 27

the business is family owned. the only way to get past a certain point in the hierarchy is to marry one of the daughters and none of them is my type :) besides, I'm fairly well placed and trusted, and the bonuses are large and come often enough.

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Top comments

ihartmytdi 23

To think we're in the year 2015 and people still react to homosexuality like it's contagious. Sorry to hear that OP, Hopefully your boss gets his head out of his ass and is more accepting.

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DocBastard 38

Then go to his house and make sure you touch EVERYTHING. You might be out of a job, but it will be so worth it.

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nemcali 34

Wow, how ignorant is your boss? He cannot fire you for bring gay right? So just come out to him

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myoukei 31

Uh... Technically if he's living in an at will employment state he can be fired for anything or without a given reason at all. So that sounds like a terrible idea.

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squishier 16

If I were you I would giggle at the thought

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middlenamefrank 8

You should start licking his phone every day. Won't change anything but could be fun.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Ew, no, phones are absolutely filthy. D:

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Kempeth 5

Make it a point of shaking his hand every time you see each other. If he ever fires you in an ugly way, THAT's when you come out.

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ArcheryArtist 20

I can't even believe people like that still exist in this day and age.

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benjamn 24

Find a new job. Come out to him then and ask if he ever replaced the tooth brush you borrowed last time you were over.

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sbarua219 17

Lol you've been working for this guy for 7 years and you're still not at boss level like a manager?

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protoskore 27

the business is family owned. the only way to get past a certain point in the hierarchy is to marry one of the daughters and none of them is my type :) besides, I'm fairly well placed and trusted, and the bonuses are large and come often enough.

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daddysgirl243 21

7 years might be enough for fast food or something

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dannnngthatsux 19

Homophobe much?

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fbcclaire 18

Exactly what I was thinking, as if you can 'catch the gay disease'...give me a break.

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Quetzal27 12

This would so funny if it was not so sad, and the worst part is how stupid he is, thinking its like a virus.... people

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