By protoskore - 23/06/2015 18:38 - Israel

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML
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protoskore 27

the business is family owned. the only way to get past a certain point in the hierarchy is to marry one of the daughters and none of them is my type :) besides, I'm fairly well placed and trusted, and the bonuses are large and come often enough.

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ihartmytdi 23

To think we're in the year 2015 and people still react to homosexuality like it's contagious. Sorry to hear that OP, Hopefully your boss gets his head out of his ass and is more accepting.

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DocBastard 38

Then go to his house and make sure you touch EVERYTHING. You might be out of a job, but it will be so worth it.

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GreyFulsa 2

that's not a fml thats funny think how his head will explode when you quit and tell him your gay

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TheBlackRussian 13

You should have told him that you completely understand and that you take thorough showers after dealing with bigots. After all, homophobia is rather disgusting.

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DemonBoy1988 22

Day 2 556 and they still think I'm one of them..

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fantasyworld 37

<p>Your boss needs to grow up.&nbsp;</p>

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