By protoskore - 23/06/2015 18:38 - Israel

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML
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protoskore 27

the business is family owned. the only way to get past a certain point in the hierarchy is to marry one of the daughters and none of them is my type :) besides, I'm fairly well placed and trusted, and the bonuses are large and come often enough.

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ihartmytdi 23

To think we're in the year 2015 and people still react to homosexuality like it's contagious. Sorry to hear that OP, Hopefully your boss gets his head out of his ass and is more accepting.

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DocBastard 38

Then go to his house and make sure you touch EVERYTHING. You might be out of a job, but it will be so worth it.

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suznmar 16

Time to start touching everything in the office... Make him catch "the gay"

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Amorettex 19

I don't understand how people can be so close minded about homosexual.

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HopeDawn 13

This was posted in Israel, and not everywhere has accepted the idea of gay rights.

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Paws_Cat 29

"I put my hands on one thing in the building." *whispers* "and I'm gay"

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ciammmm 11

That is a little funny. You will blow his mind should you tell him.

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hanna_1626 20

Ew what a dick! It's sad to know that people like this exist

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aswethinkweiz 20

#85, he really isn't being a dick. Yes his behavior is a little stupid and immature but he isn't insulting his guest by doing it in front of them. THAT would be dick behavior. and he "confided" in a person he assumes is heterosexual like himself so he isn't trying to rub it in to OP either. just because someone behaves in a way you disagree with doesn't automatically make them an offensive person. but that's just my opinion.

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Emmaleigh6692 7

Acting like gay people have cooties is dick behavior whether he brings it to their attention or not.

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limabeans101029 20

86- I'm pretty sure that literally cleaning surfaces because a gay person has touched them is rather offensive. Would you be saying the same thing if the guy wiped everything that he saw a black person touch? OP's boss is a gigantic, humongous dick.

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carcinoid 17

all in the hopes he can wash the gay away

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Wsparta 26

That is....I will be nice and call it special. sorry you have to work for such an ass.

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