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By flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

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You deserved it 6 613

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 379

You deserved it 827

By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 592

You deserved it 13 687

By salope - 26/08/2015 08:33 - France - Paris

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 799

You deserved it 4 219

By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 905

You deserved it 3 213

By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 525

By AnonUser464 - 08/01/2013 16:40 - United States

Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML

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You deserved it 3 424

By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 473

By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 226

You deserved it 1 669

By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 3 406

By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 1 612

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Friday 22 August 2014 12:16

Wow, did you get ****** over.

hoopgrug 5

Friday 22 August 2014 12:17

Without knowing more about it, I hesitate to offer unsolicited advice, but is there someone you could report this to?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 26 August 2014 2:12

Go to HR.

SquishyIcebat666 5

Tuesday 26 August 2014 6:02

Wow, you couldn't have deserved that more. Workplace relationships.. Tisk, tisk.

Sotypicalmylife 1

Tuesday 26 August 2014 11:06

you need to file a complaint for unfair dismissal!!

VolitairianArrow 17

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:22

at least now you know it's not the best idea to date a boss or coworker. hope you find a new (and better) job soon!

WMFG16 14

Thursday 28 August 2014 8:21

You can definitely take that to court for wrongful termination

darkfirewolf13 7

Friday 29 August 2014 2:12

I'm.. Pretty sure.. That that is illegal.

Nickoli42 3

Friday 12 September 2014 18:19

She cheated. Burying evidence most likely.

flexico30 12

Wednesday 18 February 2015 14:03

Never get your honey where you get your money

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Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Today, I’ve been on the waiting list for therapy for months, after years and years of childhood trauma. I’m haunted daily by the memories of what happened and I’m still no closer to the top of the list. I’m broken inside. FML

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You deserved it 118

Today, I put something up for sale online. I provided all pertinent information in the description, and I had about a dozen replies. From the questions they asked, I have to conclude that NONE of those people actually read the description. FML

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Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML

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Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

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Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML

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