By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 222
You deserved it 1 902

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Is that even a legal reason to fire someone?

Smash his balls because having a brother or sister would be awkward.

Comments

That's terrible!! I hope your mom says no. You can file a complaint with management about that... Unless you can find a better job!

Tbf, I think the fact that the man who fired you Is gonna be your future stepdad is even more awkward. So Yup, YLS!

Your boss is a twat. Your mom could do better.

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Judge Judy would kick your bosses ass.

corydakota 4
yaya1213 6

Tell your mom to only date him if he gives you your job back oh and I'm sure that's not legal.

If he starts coming over for longer periods of time and brings his shampoo and/or conditioner, get a male friend or five to **** into them. That's just one thing, hell, there's an amazing amount of ways to **** with that son of a bitch if he's spending time at your house. Also, pretty sure he can't fire you for that, there's likely some legal action you can take against him.

theonlysweetpea 10

What kind of f***ed up **** is this?! Dude's a twat

Don't worry when they get married and then get divorced you will be getting half of what he makes.