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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML

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You deserved it 8 686

By HoboWithACondom - 31/08/2019 16:01

Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML

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You deserved it 749

By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML

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By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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The nerve of this dude

By ihatemyjob - 03/09/2015 03:37 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

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sakura_girl 14

Saturday 14 April 2012 12:01

Is that even a legal reason to fire someone?

notsorandomguy 18

Saturday 14 April 2012 12:06

Smash his balls because having a brother or sister would be awkward.

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Zues11 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:07

whos the hell is this OP guy everyone keeps talkin about!?!? >:O

sofiery 9

Monday 4 March 2013 23:34

OP = Original Poster, as in the author of the FML

LadyMacabre 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:42

Your mom coimuld try and get you a raise. Haha just kidding but pretty sure it's not a valid reason to make somone loose their job.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 19 September 2013 5:08

he can't fire you over that. time to call HR

klipper57 12

Sunday 2 November 2014 0:38

Sue

Brindilles 14

Saturday 16 April 2016 14:18

"You better make up for my paycheck a with a hefty allowance, New Dad."

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Same thing different taste

The nerve of this dude

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