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By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

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By representative - 20/04/2017 00:00

Today, I was let go without warning at work. Why? Because my boss saw some comments I'd posted. Nothing I'd said was offensive or controversial, but he said he didn't care, because he didn't agree with it and didn't want me to "smear" the company name. I represent the company? I just serve coffee. FML

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You deserved it 923

By sdk2010 - 06/03/2012 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML

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You deserved it 2 267

By Anonymous - 19/04/2018 01:30

Today, at work, a customer ordered a caramel latte with no caramel. I made a regular latte after explaining that’s what it was. He got angry and threw it at me. I got fired for insulting his intelligence. FML

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You deserved it 304

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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You deserved it 35 794

By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 3 412

By Ex-Employee - 31/07/2016 02:14 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML

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You deserved it 1 018

By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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You deserved it 1 671

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 12:07 - Sweden

Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML

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You deserved it 32 679

By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 499

By DietKelp - 23/10/2015 10:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML

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You deserved it 2 035

captainkevineff 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:12

well if you worked at starbucks that could be a problem

Fawetu 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:11

well, if your job was to bring him coffee, he cannot be blamed

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usuckkkkk 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 19:47

op needs to learn to use quotes correctly

FreakingFYou 13

Sunday 26 December 2010 8:58

sue for wrongful termination.

barbie333 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:32

I'm sorry and all, but this is going in favorites(: classic

tschell 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 1:21

I know you dont work at dunkin donuts coz doesn't matter if they're all decaf! sell em

bigassfish97 0

Monday 27 June 2011 5:24

yo manager is an asswipe

Thrasher91 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:11

Why didn't he/she get them him/herself?

mrwiggles5422 4

Monday 7 November 2011 2:50

that's what you get for not getting it right. learn your place in life, bitch!

mimerino 9

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:23

Well, if you work at Starbucks, YDI. If you have some occupation unrelated to coffee, FYL, I'm sorry.

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 2:00

He has issues.

alvin4676 7

Sunday 28 October 2012 1:03

Shit Tyrone, YOU HAD ONE JOB.

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