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By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML
I agree, your life sucks 351
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PenguinBitch 43

Because you're in a Spanish soap opera and he slept with Maria?

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Shrouds 14

From now until eternity, that boss will flinch everytime they fire someone. Good Job.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Since you react like that it's no surprise that you got fired.

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sweetestbitcheva 14

Well that was a little too rude. YDI for not taking maturely.

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SMHsohard 22

Guys, I think part of the answer might lie in OP's name.

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borias 6

Maybe you got fired for being unprofessional, emotional and violent.

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anfscd 17

It bothers me that you neglected the Oxford comma.

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laurenasabutton 26

The difference between "I'm chilling with the strippers, Obama and Clinton" and "I'm chilling with the strippers, Obama, and Clinton".

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cberry427 8

#25 however, in that case, it makes no difference. Either way, it is incriminating evidence.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Yeah , Violence is always the answer , bro !

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laden_swallow09 34

Only a junkie like you would think anything like this is "awesome".

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cryssycakesx3 22

how dare you be a heroin addict #30!

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PainOfDemise 11

Let me guess, was it because of an attitude problem?

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Michael2687 9

You sound like a fun person to be around.

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