Work: Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave...

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML

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PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 26 February 2014 18:48

Because you're in a Spanish soap opera and he slept with Maria?

Shrouds 14

Wednesday 26 February 2014 19:25

From now until eternity, that boss will flinch everytime they fire someone. Good Job.

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awilliams44 9

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:22

why u slap him?

manga_fml 15

Thursday 27 February 2014 5:30

why did she slap?

an3ph 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 6:55

He fired you, and you slapped him? That's a epic win! Please tell me it's on YouTube.

FemskyD 26

Thursday 27 February 2014 10:43

Hahaaa Thats genius!! You should get a medal =D

brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 27 February 2014 14:50

You were already fired when you slapped him yes? So slap him again!

tommygunkid 4

Thursday 27 February 2014 16:35

Because you're a bitch that lacks self control, mystery solved

iwadasn 32

Friday 28 February 2014 1:29

Were your temper and lack of impulse control the reason you got fired in the first place?

Eivana 37

Friday 28 February 2014 3:29

If you slapped him before he fired you, then you deserve to be jobless.

legs666 10

Saturday 1 March 2014 2:07

perhaps you let your anger get in the way of your job a little too often??

The_Kaurtz 6

Saturday 1 March 2014 4:34

It was satisfying?... I hope for you at least...

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