Work: Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave...

Good for you!! Congratulations! I want to slap my boss too! I've though about it plenty of times. However, I can't or else I'll lose my job. Well, in my head, I may have already tortured her though!

Witchylady 17

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:01

Congratulations. You did what most people who get fired would want to do. I hope you find your dream job soon. Good luck

jtea 10

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:02

This made me lol

mccrightp 29

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:08

Sounds like the slap was indicative of your professional attitude. YDI for sure!

PatandIsabella 4

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:44

Did he gasp and hold his cheek ? That's funny !

cryssycakesx3 22

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:52

the guy that just broke up wit the bosses daughter hopefully doesn't use this option.

ItsATwinThing 9

Thursday 27 February 2014 4:47

I was thinking the same thing!

Bubblez2009 15

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:13

Good job... I wish I could do that!

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