Work: Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer"...

By fuckdubstep51 - 21/07/2012 22:49 - United States - Willingboro

Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML

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Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this joke a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML

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Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2011 16:26

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2018 15:00

Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML

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Sunday 22 July 2012 3:11

What a prick! 1. For saying you did it. 2. For writing that. You give that fat bitch all the samples she wants. :) (I am obviously kidding when calling her that)

MDM15 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:11

Just keep giving her free samples...that'll show your boss!

Comments

lonkite101 14

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:16

You're boss is quite the bitch.

jayswing 8

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:16

I doubt your boss could just not "remember" saying that. He's just covering his own tail up. What a boss.

s0ulslack 20

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:17

Welcome to working under Managers who can barely wipe their own ass. Seems 99% of Managers are educated to this level :(

OceanNut4 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:22

What a prick

NOOBSQUAD 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:28

I like to read FML's while I poop.

flutter4 7

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:33

Interesting...

Fmls4life 6

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:28

Well stop giving her free samples :)

TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 5:25

What is your runescape name? Mine is D3monic Lord

olpally 32

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:42

I take it your boss is into dubstep... Lol. Your boss is an absolute asshole.

futtbucker92 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 6:55

Ah dubstep, one of the most blatantly talentless, heartless, soulless, emotionless and tasteless forms of "music" thus far. What ever happened to actual musicians with instruments?