Work: Today, my boss informed me I couldn't go on my "vacation" because... - FML

By bruhandbutercup - 03/02/2015 00:08 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, my boss informed me I couldn't go on my "vacation" because he's leaving for one of his employees' weddings. That just so happens to be my wedding, for which I'm taking the vacation. FML

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bruhandbutercup 16

Tuesday 3 February 2015 23:02

Thanks guys for the support and funny comments. I spoke to our manager and asked her to clear it up with our boss. Luckily he was willing to listen to her so I received an apology and a raise!

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nooblper 21

Tuesday 3 February 2015 9:04

Uninvite him to the wedding, then he has nowhere to go. PROBLEM SOLVED!

dragoongirl90 34

Tuesday 3 February 2015 9:05

Your boss sounds like the kind of stupidity which makes this world so wrong. I'd go anyway.

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immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 3 February 2015 11:42

I wish I could say that maybe he was joking but he obviously wasn't since you posted the FML. Hopefully you clued him in on who's wedding he was attending. Congratulations on your wedding!

grunt_fml 17

Tuesday 3 February 2015 12:25

So now you have to cancel your wedding. Subsequently your boss does not need to take the vacation. Now YOU can take your vacation and the wedding is on again. The problem now is, that your boss needs to take a vacation again and your vacation and your wedding have to be canceled. Subsequently your boss does not need to take a vacation and YOU can take your vacation again...

kylu7373 16

Tuesday 3 February 2015 12:30

Tell him to **** off

LadyKayDee 23

Tuesday 3 February 2015 13:00

Your boss is coming to your wedding? uh Oh... he took the invitation seriously..hehe wish u a happy married life OP

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 3 February 2015 13:06

Do you work for Michael Scott?

vikky538 28

Tuesday 3 February 2015 13:20

what a dick head...

superbry 5

Tuesday 3 February 2015 13:40

go no matter what. I know he's your boss and all, but who is he to stand between you and your new wife. Even then he decides to take it even farther to go ti the wedding! 1 just tell him that you're not going to be at work and 2 that he can't go to the wedding

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Tuesday 3 February 2015 14:13

I'm just going like WTF so hard right now

Solano2580 24

Tuesday 3 February 2015 14:33

tell him you called off the wedding but do it anyways

nournahas 18

Tuesday 3 February 2015 14:35

How did he become the boss?

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