By ImScrewed - 02/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML
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shutup_matt 5

What kind of crappy music do you listen to?

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deafeningsilence 8

Well, if they can't find anything, then you're in the clear.

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jren207 24

Did they check the bins for tissues too?

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witchdoctor1 9

Boners. Everytime I see your comments I have to bow down n praise u. Because not only do u have good humor but ur picture alone makes me laugh.

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corrinaswan 0

U listen to music going to the bathroom? And what music do you listen to? Don't you have ear buds or head phones

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macsterfun 3

I laugh at your laziness to spell 'and' and 'you'.

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daferret60 1

I am the original poster on this one. No, I was not looking at ANY **** at work. I was listening to Enigma, Enya, and other ambient music selections. I would love to use earbuds, but my office does not allow them because they think it promotes people to isolate from each other. We all listen to music softly in our cubes. The thing that really sucks is that the 3-day vacation is UN-PAID and I cannot use vacation time for it.

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SxeDaze 13

Sit them down at the meeting table and tell them you were promoting synergy... Like A Boss.

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witchdoctor1 9

Ehh I don't feel like takin the time to spell everything. I know I should but hey it's the internet

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gigglezdaclown18 0

Idk why you posted this on FML you may have a case in court if there is no **** on your pc

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_Allstar_ 2

Next time try head phones they work wonders! and plus if they dont find anything related to **** then youre off the hook!

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Talyn_Rahl 4

don't you get it! you've lucked OUT man, when they search your files and find no **** you can take them to the frakkin cleaners for unfair suspension CHA-CHING!

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