By ImScrewed - 02/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 225
You deserved it 5 278

Same thing different taste

Top comments

shutup_matt 5

What kind of crappy music do you listen to?

deafeningsilence 8

Well, if they can't find anything, then you're in the clear.

Comments

All you need is to get Palmela Handerson to vouch for you.

So why do your bitch coworkers go to the boss rather than take up their concerns with you like ******* adults?

asianpersuasian2 9

WTH kinda music are you listening to that it sounds like soft core ****? maybe you should just get some better taste in music.

U must listen to some pretty gay music lmao.

kaykay20 0

Next time use headphones no matter what your really listening to. Besides I'm sure you'd get in trouble for slacking off too.

perdix 29

Boy, won't they be surprised when the find that they use the same music for soft-core **** that they do for hardcore midget hermaphrodite bestial scat snuff ****! It's tough enough being a midget hermaphrodite -- you shouldn't have to die for your craft.

kid18aqua 0

you just on the first page I already read it, always going hard y'all know where I'm headed, straight to the top you just on the first page I already read it, always going hard y'all know where I'm heauded, straight to the topiagadx ap

How would they know what soft-core background **** music sounds like?? Lol.

X_Codes 11

If it's paid leave, and you aren't actually watching softcore ****, then this is a win.

What the hell have youu been listeningg to!