Work: Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken...

By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Buffalo

Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Screamingfirecracker - 15/08/2016 04:12 - Canada

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

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By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

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Very frustrating

By Anonymous - 18/01/2020 05:00

Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 22 August 2014 19:05

Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.

Welshite 39

Friday 22 August 2014 19:05

That must have been rather fowl.

Comments

RachaelAnna92 3

Thursday 4 September 2014 15:41

I really hope you work in a restaurant!

Exobadger 15

Monday 31 August 2015 20:20

Do you work for chef Ramsay?

GirlyDramaqueen 5

Tuesday 8 September 2015 0:35

I want to know the story behind this

skippynoodlesoup 4

Sunday 6 March 2016 2:06

i need context

isum21 20

Wednesday 27 July 2016 3:28

welcome to hell's kitchen.

Fhota 2

Friday 5 August 2016 14:53

I hope you promptly smacked him with a salmon. Otherwise you did it wrong.

juniorbirdman 7

Saturday 3 September 2016 5:38

I hope they didn't serve that piece. I think there are laws against face-poultry in restaurants

ambeerr 14

Thursday 15 December 2016 0:58

is your boss gordon ramsay

ThatEmoBoy 26

Tuesday 11 February 2020 12:46

I wouldn't even know how to react to that, like wtf.

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