By driven_crazy - 12/12/2014 19:52 - United States - Newark

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
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myeverydaymylife 21

That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha

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patrickeli 15

Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.

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nitrog100 21

You deserve it because that's hilarious. Your boss deserved it.

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NLM22 14

^(to finish off my comment) don't you just love it when that happens. what were their reactions?

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mewlugia 8

That was damn near perfectly timed!!!!

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Parvati48 15

Lol! That's funny and a creative way to get you to take your birth control but bummer you gotta hear it all the time.

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DrMario_ 16

Unfortunate, OP. Great reminder though! Haha.

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