By driven_crazy - 12/12/2014 19:52 - United States - Newark

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
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myeverydaymylife 21

That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha

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patrickeli 15

Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.

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sarah2144 14

That's actually a great idea for remembering to take your birth control on time, though. Might have to try that.

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underthesea12 24

Well good thing you are on the pill. you don't ant to be unemployed and pregnant.

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dispwned 8

While that sucks, OP, I love your sense of humor XD

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jlujan00_fml 9

Genius ringtone though

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krumpus 1

Never tell your coworkers that it wasn't timed to your boss' speech. You will be a hero.

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