By driven_crazy - 12/12/2014 19:52 - United States - Newark

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
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myeverydaymylife 21

That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha

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patrickeli 15

Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.

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flufee2 27

Hahah i could imagine the looks people gave you

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irwingiggles 26

Ahh that is horrible! Why would you want that ringtone?

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Lizardgirl 7

It gets you motivated. My birth control alarm is the sound of an angry cat. It freaks me out every time I hear it and it's so distinct from my other ringtones that I always remember that it's time for my pill.

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marcranger 28

Because you can shut that ringtone off. If you don't take your pill, you might get stuck with the real thing, which is even more horrible due to the fact that you can't just shut it off!

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ThePols 11

Haha **** em, it's appropriate for your man child boss.

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jbombdighetty 11

It's appropriate for a zebra pineapple church.

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henrylikestreats 22

That's kind of shitty, but honestly, is it so difficult to leave the phone in your car, purse, or locker?

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rockyhorrorQT 12

Lol I tend to attract rather crazy men and I use a honey boo boo ring tone for my pills.

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