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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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Logging on the company dime

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 12:00

Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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Jobsworth

By sucksssssss - 28/01/2010 20:12 - France

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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thawny_fml 21

Friday 20 February 2015 0:11

Patiently waiting for a thousand "What a shitty situation" comments.

chef4money 12

Friday 20 February 2015 0:21

Are you a janitor or do you just work in a small office? Either way, that was a bitch move and she could have cleaned the mess herself. If I trashed a toilet, I would clean it because I would be mortified for someone to see that.

Comments

WattledParsley 11

Friday 20 February 2015 0:38

Well at least you have some dignity.

SadisticKittyCat 9

Friday 20 February 2015 0:47

What a cow, sorry dude!

tintarroja 31

Friday 20 February 2015 1:00

Next time, make a mess and leave it.

vikky538 28

Friday 20 February 2015 1:06

its better than wiping her ass...what a shit head boss...

rockwrench 18

Friday 20 February 2015 1:27

Tell her to clean up her own shitty mess. You don't have to take any shit from her either. If she gives you shit, go over her head. If that doesn't work, sue them. Then you can have someone clean your shitty toilet.

brendejafulable 41

Friday 20 February 2015 1:32

How do you know for sure?

destinedjagold 7

Friday 20 February 2015 7:10

the OP was probably the last one to use the toilet before his/her boss went in there. :/

doodlecloud 26

Friday 20 February 2015 19:45

Was wondering this as well. Lots of times I've gone into a public toilet just to get a tissue or something and it's been really gross...I always hope whoever goes in next doesn't think I made the mess! Maybe OP knows for sure, but maybe they're also mistaken.